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Imagine an invisible red apple.
Now imagine an invisible green apple.
Now imagine no apples at all.
No apples in the world ever.
A universe without apples.
Now imagine trying to draw an apple in that universe.
Now imagine me handing you an apple in that universe.
Now imagine how that would make you feel.
Now imagine me telling you it’s ok, it’s fine.
It’s only fruit.
Now imagine me taking a bite myself.
Now remember the Garden of Eden.
Now wonder if I’m the Devil.
Now imagine me dressed as an apple.
Sat writing this, dressed as an apple.
Now imagine I’m not the Devil.
Now please eat this apple I’ve brought you from another dimension.
It’s juicy.
